Mergers We'd Like to See

 

 


 

There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records, Warner
Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called ... Poly-Warner-Cracker.
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3M & Goodyear = mmmGood
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John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere Abi
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Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple computer = Crab Apple
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Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do Da
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Folger Coffee & Detroit Edison & Rolex = Folderal
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Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds = Swisschese
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Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I'm Home
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Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine
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3M & JC Penney & Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penney Opera
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Mattel & Pacific Gold = Ma & Pa
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Sears Roebuck & Rogers Cable = Buck Rogers
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Luvs Diapers + Hertz Rent-a-car = Luv Hertz
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Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of Women = Knott NOW
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Federal Express and UPS = Fed Up.