Those Darn Office Machines



A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen,"
said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my
secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
 inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."