A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.