This is an actual job application that a
17 year old boy submitted to
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or
Vice President. But
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock
options and a Michael
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible
collection of stolen
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday!
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but
they're better suited
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more
appropriate question here would
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE
YEARS?: Living in the
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
SIGN HERE: Aries.