Wish I'd Said That - Part 2

 

 


"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed
no better than we deserve."
-- George Bernard Shaw


"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that
man never worshipped anything but himself."
-- Sir Richard F. Burton


"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to
tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
-- Samuel Goldwyn


"Crime does not pay... as well as politics."
-- Alfred E. Newman


"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the
least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough
to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?"
-- La Rochefoucauld


"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."
-- Jonathan Swift


"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can
prove that you don't need it."
-- Bob Hope


"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words."
-- Jo Ramos


Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.