"When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at
home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which
growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat
that comes home late at night."
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
they should live next door and just visit now and then."
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman."
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
Baroness Edith Summerskill
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
Zsa Zsa Gabor