"How old would you be if you didn't know
how old you are?" - Satchel Paige
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of
a sickness you like." - Jackie Mason
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, ... it
matter. - Mark Twain
Age only matters if you're cheese.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway;
good fortune to run into the ones I do; and the eyesight to tell the
He who laughs, lasts.
I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid
I can ask where I left my glasses.
I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the
Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and
The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run
computer it really dates you.
The golden years: When actions creak louder than
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that twenty years