Wish I'd Said That

 

 


We the unwilling, working for the ungrateful, are doing
the impossible. We have done so much, for so long,
with so little, we are now qualified to do anything
with nothing

You spend your whole life believing that you're on the
right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to
be deaf, dumb, and stupid ?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can
not change, the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to
kill because they ticked me off.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the
answer but wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any
problem, it is generally employed only by small
children and large nations."
-- David Friedman

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the
next exit."
-- Unknown

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to
complain."
-- Lily Tomlin

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
-- George Burns