Only in America



Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink...
Only in people order double cheese burgers, a large
fry, and a DIET coke...
Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters...
Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes locked up in the
Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place...
Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking