Aiken's One Liners



"Never invite trouble - it will accept the invitation every time."

"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let
the cow eat it, and then eat the cow."

"It doesn't take long for a person with push to pass a person
with pull."

"Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age
looks tired."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you
cannot do."