Go Figure!



A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where
a train stops. On my desk I have a work station. GO FIGURE!
If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me--they
were cramming for their finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little
tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use.
Why do they put up pictures of criminals in the post office?
What are we supposed to do, write to these men? Why don't
they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the
mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?