Dad: Son, what do you want for your
Son: Just a radio, dad, with a sports car around it.
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you
give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
Young Man: Would you like to dance with me?
Young Woman: Do you expect me to dance with a baby!
Young Man: I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were pregnant.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the
back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died." "But
see I'm alive ," smiled the friend. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist.
"The man who told me is much more reliable than you."
A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course,"
said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said the patient with joy, "I have been
illiterate for so long."
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a
big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right
1st Lawyer: You're a fool
2nd Lawyer: And you're a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can
we now proceed with the case.