Quotes From Women About Women

 

 


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
*Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
*Janette Barber


Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
* Jan King

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
* Lily Tomlin


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
* Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
* Erma Bombeck


Old age ain't no place for sissies.
* Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
* Rhonda Hansome


The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
* Jane Sellman


Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
* Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
* Charlotte Whitton


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
* Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once.
* Jennifer Unlimited


If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
* Catherine Aird

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss...and they called
ME slow!
* Kathy Buckley


Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
* Stephanie Piro