Why is the third hand on the watch called
the second hand?
**If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does
in one take so long?
**How does skating on thin ice get you into hot
**When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
**If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
**Should crematoriums give discounts for burn
**If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does
automatically lose because he can't find himself?
**Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the
**Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
**Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
**If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys