Why....?

 

 


Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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**If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting
in one take so long?
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**How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
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**When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your
two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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**If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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**Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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**If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?
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**Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
is dead?
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**Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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**Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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**If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?