Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier
to live with.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from
left them to where you can't find them.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve
warning to others.
Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
Experience is something you don't get until just after you
For every action, there is an equal and opposite
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above
You never really learn to swear until you learn to
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
Change is inevitable....except from vending