But on the Other Hand...

 

 


On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Pardon my driving; I'm reloading.
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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Mind Like A Steel Trap = rusty and illegal in 37 states
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane,
going the wrong way.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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He who hesitates is probably right.
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.