But on the Other Hand #2...

 

 


No one listens until you make a mistake.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of
the bread.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to
reach it.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
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Don't sweat the petty things....or pet the sweaty things.
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.