A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas
The next day, the farmer drove up and said,
"Sorry, but I
The donkey died. "Well, then, just give
me my money back."
"OK, then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.
I'm going to raffle him off.""You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure, I can. Watch me. I just won't tell
anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up the Cajun
The Cajun replied, "I raffled him off.
I sold 500 hundred
"Didn't anyone complain?"
Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."