A guy was invited to some old friends' home
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by
endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love,
Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was impressed since the couple had
been married almost 70 years, and while the
wife was off in the kitchen he said to his
buddy, "I think it's wonderful that after all the
years you've been married, you still call your
wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. " To tell you the
truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."