The Stage



During a performance for the high school drama class at the local
theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed
to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling bowling pins,
accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee.

He apologized to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in the
back of the theatre shouted:

"Don't worry, Freddy! It's just a stage you're going