A friend and I were standing inside a building
of a local theme park. We
were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area's
custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very
small woman (4'10", 90 lbs.) and she was having a rough time trying
to not be blown away.
My friend joked with the lady, telling
her that she would have to put
heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work.
The lady looked at my friend and lisped,
"You mean, ... now I weigh me
down to sweep?"