A Russian couple was walking down the street
in Moscow one night,
when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining" he
said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me" she
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a
minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not
fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether
it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course!" he replied, and walked
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like
The man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,