The Necktie

 

 


A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt
open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells
him he must wear a necktie to get in.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for
a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees
a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties
these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly
acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully
looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well,
okay, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."