A golfer set up his ball on the first tee,
took a mighty swing
and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between
two trees he
thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3 wood, he took
another mighty swing, the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit
him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St.
Peter saw him
coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer?", to which the man
replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"