Clinton, Gore and Gates in Heaven

 

 


Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great
white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more
freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll
all die."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with
that. Come and sit at my left,"

God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you
believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think
people should be able to make their own choices about things and
that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.
I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds
good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you
believe?"

Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."