Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were
in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great
throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more
freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with
that. Come and sit at my left,"
God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you
Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I
people should be able to make their own choices about things and
that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.
I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds
good. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you
Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."