Daffynitions

 

 


Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

"Normal": A setting on a washing machine..

Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.