Some Uninteresting But Totally Useless Information

 

 


 

What occurs more often in December than any other month?
-- Conception
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Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What
is it?
-- Skinny dipping
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What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
-- No theme song/music
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Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
-- Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
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Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
-- Obsession
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More women do this in the bathroom than men.
-- Wash their hands. Women ~ 80%, Men ~ 55%
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What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
-- Gain weight.
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In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite
smell.
-- Banana
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
-- One thousand
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What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
-- All invented by women
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Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
-- Change their underwear.

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This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem
to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
-- A kiss

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This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
-- Honey

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There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
-- Father's Day

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What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
-- He was allergic to carrots.

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40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
-- Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

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3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
-- Wear underwear.

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About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
-- Flush the toilet.

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What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
episode of "Seinfeld"?
-- Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

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85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
-- Cheating on their wives.