Two Alligators



Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one
turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be
so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as
kids...I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to
unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the poop
out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin'
any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the poop
out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."