One day, a man was walking along the beach
and came across an odd
looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and,
much to his surprise, a Genie actually
"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,"
The man was ecstatic.
"But there's a catch," the Genie
"What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie
The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the
will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."
"Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated
"What is your first wish?" asked the
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!" POOF! A Ferrari appeared in
front of the man.
"Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," said
the Genie. "What is your next wish?"
"I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF!
One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now, every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer," the
Genie reminded the man.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the
"And what is your final wish?" asked the
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know,
I've always wanted to donate a kidney ..."