The Kindness of a Lawyer



One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" the wealthy lawyer said.

They all climbed into the limo and once underway, one of the poor fellows
says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "My pleasure, the grass in my back yard is about two
feet tall."