The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where
Mr. Smith made it clear that he didn't want to spend
a lot of money.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles
or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it
over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said
the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Smith turned to his wife...
"Show him your tooth, honey!"