Ouch!

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him
that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the
hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be second surgery
the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy
to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at
what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off. Written in
large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."