Five surgeons are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
because when you open them up, everything inside is
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers
...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over
at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are