Incredible Shape



"You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?"

"I am 78." The man said. "78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so
healthy? You look like a 60 year old."

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married
that whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool
off and I would go outside to settle down." the man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."