A man goes into his doctors office for an
physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and
says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you
have a condition which only allows you another 6
weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I
haven't felt better in years. This just can't be
true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might
start going down the street to that new health spa
and take a mud bath every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure
"No," Replied the doctor, "but it will get you
used to the dirt."