The following are comments from doctors as
recorded on patient charts.
"Patient has chest pain if she
lies on her left side for over a year."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in
"The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
"Discharge status: Alive but without
"Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another
"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant
only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states
hot in bed last night."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job
"Patient has two teenage children but no other
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should
abdomen, and I agree."