President Clinton

 

 


A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton.
The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn't President, and to
please leave.

The man goes away. The next day he comes back to the White House
and asks to see President Clinton. The marine on duty reminds him
that Clinton is not President, and to please go away. The man goes away.

The next day, he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on
duty. The man asks to see President Clinton, and the Marine, his
patience worn out, says, "WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE
ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!"

The man smiles and says, "I know, I just like hearing it."