Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the
creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful
she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Hilary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special
senator's airplane"

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hilary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built
in TV and stereo headset!"

Hilary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt
from drowning!!!