I have been a Travel Agent for thirty Years. This is why we're
I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that
her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to
I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information,
then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid,
but Capetown is in Massachusetts. Without trying to make her look like
the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts,
Capetown is in Africa." Her response ...(click).
A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida
we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said
he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not
since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me.
I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state!"
I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible
to see England
from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the
An aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if he could
a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only
1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car,
he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive
between the gates to save time."
An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know
was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into
Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead
of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones.
I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your
description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to
I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked
the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm
I think that is very rude?" After putting her on hold for a minute while
'looked into it' (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the
code for Fresno, CA is (FAT), and that the airline was just putting a
destination tag on her luggage.
A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii.
going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to
California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked,
do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to
which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these
darn planes have numbers on them."
A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL.
have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant
fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents
in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I
reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China
many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and
sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look,
I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my
A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want
go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." The agent was at a loss for words.
Finally, the agent said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes,
what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, the
agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport
code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted,
"Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The
agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You
don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she
Now you know why Government is in the shape that