During a neighborhood party here, I got into
with my neighbor about presidential politics.
Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated
I told him that my Father and Grandfather were Republicans
before me and that I was carrying on the family
"That's it ?" said my exasperated neighbor. "What if your
Father and Grandfather had been horse thieves
"Well..." I replied, "I suppose then I'd be in the other major
political party with you."