Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping
in the breeze.
You move like the bass, which excite me
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n
in the pan.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which
I am proud;
On special occasions, when you shave under
Still them fellers at work, they all want
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there
fer yore man,
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel
When you hold me real tight like a padded
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like
the best vinyl sidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's
Some men git roses on that special day
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,