Sarah and the Truck Driver



Sarah had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she
accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his

He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded Sarah
"stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he
turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said,
"Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window
in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on
her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out
and slices all her tires.

Now she's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck
and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns
around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

What's so funny?" the truck driver asked Sarah.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!