Were My Ears Red!



With both ears very red, Sarah went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she
answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead
of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and
stuck it to my ear."

"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened
to your other ear?"

"The idiot called back!"