Why Did Sarah...?

 

 


Why did Sarah climb up to the roof of the bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Why did Sarah have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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Why did Sarah put her finger over the nail when she was
hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
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Why did Sarah climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
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What did Sarah get on an IQ test?
Drool.
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One day, Sarah went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where
they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them
in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals
free.
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Why does Sarah keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
They are for those who don't drink!
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How did Sarah die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down!