Did You Hear About When Sarah....



Two Sarahs were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door
open, but they couldn't. The Sarah with the coat hanger stopped for a
moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry
up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Hear about when Sarah that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to Sarah's ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.