Did You Hear About When Sarah....

 

 


Two Sarahs were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door
open, but they couldn't. The Sarah with the coat hanger stopped for a
moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry
up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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Hear about when Sarah that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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What happened to Sarah's ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.