Sarah and the Coke Machine

 

 


Sarah was going to a soda machine and she
arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst.

She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little and
pushed a Diet Coke selection. Out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a
counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted
it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
for Coke Classic. Out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She
immediately took the 50 cents and put in in the machine, studied it for a
moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman who had been
waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but
are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly replied, "Well, duhhhh! I'm still
winning!"