The Three Little Pigs



A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.

She said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of
straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to
build my house with?'"

Then the teacher asked the class, "And what do you think that
man said?"

My friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know!, he said...'Holy
smokes! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10