Just Flash a Smile



A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who
had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr.
Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the
USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you
to eagerly pay them with a smile."

"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant grin on his face. "I
thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."