Mr. Cash Meets the IRS

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS
Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one
point the auditor exclaimed,

"Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed
to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an
obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay
them with a smile."

"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant grin on
his face from ear to ear" "I thought you were going to
want me to pay with cash."