You Know You're Too Stressed if...

 

 


Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and
suggest that you should get some rest.
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You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
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The Sun is too loud.
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Trees begin chasing you.
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You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
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You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution
of espresso.
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You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
of coffee.
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You can hear mimes.
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You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
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Things becomes "Very Clear".
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You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
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You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers
can understand.

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The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
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You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are
the only one in the room.
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Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
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You and Reality file for divorce.
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You can skip without a rope.
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It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
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You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and
Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before
the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
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You can travel without moving.
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Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
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You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.